My physiologist, the good Dr. Henry, confirms my beliefs that I am not actually insane. Moreover, he has agreed that I have, in fact, harnessed the power of the sun. Hence my self-proclaimed title of "Sun God(dess)".

The "powers that may be" have been trying to contact me on my pink phone (vs. red) in order to come to a peaceful solution regarding my unwillingness to allow "them" to "utilize" (vs. use) my powers in the "pursuit of goodness" (their words).

In reality, I have no friends and have chosen to pick no sides. In that regard, I am like Switzerland. I like to think of myself as a rouge agent, but not the evil kind. Rather, like your free-loving hippy cousin who always brings a smile to your face when he is in town, but seems, at times, to overstay his welcome.

(thank you)