I live in a town where things happen.

I live in a town where people know people who know or knew people.

I live in a town where rights are wronged by good intention.

I live in a town where teen pregnancy, rape and incest never existed.

I live in a town where all the blue-eyed, blonde haired baby coo, the temperature is always perfect and teething toodlers sleep through the night.

I live in a town where Main Street never left; where Ma and Pa are still alive and well (the way they have always been).